We are Coffee

As I was standing in line at Starbuck’s the other day, I read the description of one of their drip coffees: robust yet complex. It dawned on me how much coffee descriptions (taken to a level once only wine enjoyed) sounded like descriptions of people.

So, after jotting down some more descriptions off the Starbuck’s website, I thought I would write the first kind of person that popped into my head with each description:

Robust yet complex: a football player who reads Nietzsche
Light and Lively: meth addict
Medium body and clean finish: a hotty who just shaved
Elegant with great balance: a trapeze artist
Full bodied and sparkling aftertaste: a weight challenged woman in a sequin dress.

So, who can add to this list?